THE ONLY REASON THE SERVICE INDUSTRY EXISTED WAS TO MAKE $2000 FOR THE BAND TOMBOYFRIEND SO IT COULD FINISH MIXING ITS FIRST BIG ALBUM, DON'T GO TO SCHOOL. WE SUCCEEDED IN RAISING THE $2000.

IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN BUYING A SONG FOR $20 OR A PERFORMANCE FOR $500, THE BAND WILL CONTINUE TO PUT THE MONEY TO GOOD USE.

$20 - FOR A $20 DONATION, WE'LL SEND YOU AN MP3 OF TOMBOYFRIEND'S BEST-LOVED SONG (*ALMOST ALWAYS*) MONTHS BEFORE ITS RELEASE. EASILY PLAYED 100 TIMES IN A ROW -- IT STILL DELIVERS ITS PLEASURES!!

$100 - THE RENOWNED TOMBOYFRIEND CHEF WILL COOK YOU A FANCY 4-COURSE DINNER WITH WINE, AND YOU'LL BE SEATED AT A TABLE AMONG OTHERS!! IN A HOUSE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE!! SATURDAY JANUARY 23, 2010 IN TORONTO.

$500 - A PRIVATE TOMBOYFRIEND PERFORMANCE AT A PARTY FOR YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER OR YOUR ELDERLY FATHER IN 2010!! (OR AT SOME OTHER EVENT OR PARTY YOU'RE PLANNING!!)

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WHAT A GREAT PRESENT!!

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After watching the Tomboyfriend music video on Youtube, The New York Times wrote: "It made me profoundly happy... I knew the year was going to be full of moments of happy absurdity."